trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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