next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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