I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
