Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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