Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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