My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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