So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
