Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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