What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We left the knife in your bed.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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