Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
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guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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