something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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