First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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