i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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