Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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