just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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