yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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