You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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