I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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