Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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