So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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