I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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