we have pet lesbian snakes
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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