This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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