I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
