Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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