Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it's like iHOP with fire
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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