On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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