Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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