I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
soo... how was my night?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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