Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize