She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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