you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
