when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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