just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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