I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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