i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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