escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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