i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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