I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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