a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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