i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
operation have a gay friend backfired
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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