Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize