why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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