when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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