it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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