5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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