Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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