ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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