thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm at about main and main street
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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