super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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