i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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