I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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