I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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