Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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