Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize