You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Shame - the story of my life.
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