I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Randomize
