after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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