I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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