whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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