just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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